WORLD EXCLUSIVE: DANGER OVER BOKO HARAM! CIA Apprehension over Nigeria in Secret Memo Exposed…Writes President Obama * Reveals Islamic Sect Leader’s Hideout in Niger State * Condemns Nigeria’s President for Amnesty on Alamieyeseigha *Says Jonathan is a ‘Brainless Figure Head Leader’ * Confirms ex-Bayelsa Governor on INTERPOL most wanted list * CIA Top Secret (uncensored) attached as evidence * Insist: “DSP Alamieyeseigha dressed as a woman from UK, he’s a fugitive” * WikiLeaks address media in Washington DC few hours ago, released 1.7 million US diplomatic records!

 

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: DANGER OVER BOKO HARAM!

CIA Apprehension over Nigeria in Secret Memo ExposedWrites President Obama

Reveals Islamic Sect Leader’s Hideout in Niger State

  • Condemns Nigeria’s President for Amnesty on AlamieyeseighaCIA LOGO 1
  • Says Jonathan is a ‘Brainless Figure Head Leader’
  • Confirms ex-Bayelsa Governor on INTERPOL most wanted list
  • CIA Top Secret (uncensored) attached as evidence
  • Insist: “DSP Alamieyeseigha dressed as a woman from UK, he’s a fugitive”
  • WikiLeaks address media in Washington DC few hours ago, released 1.7 million US diplomatic records
  • DCIA Leon E. Panetta confesses:I don’t think there’s any question that when you get the number one terrorist in the world, that we’re a little safer today than we were when he was alive. But I also don’t think we ought to kid ourselves that killing Usama Bin Ladin kills al-Qa’ida. Al-Qa’ida still remains a threat, they’re still going to try to attack our country, and I think we have to continue to be vigilant and continue the effort to ultimately defeat these guys. We damaged them, but we still have to defeat them

 

 BY SAMSON SHOAGA/MANAGING EDITOR, WASHIGNTON DC

 

NIGERIA’S Islamic Sect, Boko Haram poses more dangerous than imagined if this latest classified document by Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) titled ‘Top Secret’ sent to Barack Obama, President of the United States on terrorism threat across the globe is anything to go by.

 

Hide out of Boko Haram Leader revealed by CIA

 

This secret document written in coded language states that Kim Jong Un (representing Nigeria’s president) is actually a robot as it confirmed the hideout of a leading Boko Haram leader in the outskirts of Bida, Niger State under CIA protective custody. The report reads: “We have the real president (Boko Haram leader) in custody in a safe house on the outskirt of Bida, a little town in Niger State, Nigeria, Africa. We know his continued threat of nuclear weapons serves as a reminder to the world why they need America.”

 

Angry over ex-Bayelsa State Governor’s Pardon, Says “Jonathan is Brainless”

 

Naija Standard observed from this report, the description of Jonathan as shoeless and clueless. It reads: “We would want to downplay the high correlation between being shoe-less and being clueless. This is to ensure we are not linked to the brainless activity of the figure head we “put” in charge of the giant of Africa. This figure head granted pardon to a fugitive who had jumped bail in the U.K. and eloped to Nigeria dressed as a woman. The cross-dresser had earlier been arrested in U.K on money laundering charges, and he is now on INTERPOL’s most wanted list.  The reason for the pardon? Well, the fugitive has shown remorse for cross-dressing. We will continue to support you with info as our secrets are exposed.”

 

CIA Position on Al-Qa’ida

 

According to CIA’s global campaign against al-Qa‘ida and its affiliates, the America’s intelligence agency requires both offensive and defensive measures, and they will need to be sustained over a long period to be effective.  CIA said: “We target terrorist leaders, for example, to deny them the resources and breathing space needed to plot operations against us and our allies.  Of course, we cooperate with our foreign partners wherever possible; it is often better to help them than to for us to do it.  Nonetheless, we do act unilaterally when we must. In Nigeria, the extremist group Boko Haram conducted a suicide car-bombing against the UN building in Abuja, marking Boko Haram’s first known lethal operation against Westerners.  Our regional counterparts have stepped up their efforts against this target in the last several months.  We work closely with our partners on this threat, and we will seek to intensify our support.”

 

WikiLeaks address Press in Washington, released 1.7 million US diplomatic records

Whistle blower addressed the media this morning for a brief period at National Press Club in Washington. The event led by Kristinn Hrafnsson, spokesperson for WikiLeaks announced the release of the “Kissinger Cables,” a set of 1.7 million U.S. diplomatic records, dating from 1973 to 1976.

The Kissinger Cables are comprised of more than 1.3 million full diplomatic cables and 320,000 originally classified records, WikiLeaks claims. The collection also includes 205,901 records relating to former U.S. Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger (hence the name). All in all, the Kissinger Cables contain around 700 million words, which makes it five times as large as Cablegate — WikiLeaks’ release of more than 250,000 U.S. diplomatic cables in November 2010.

WikiLeaks founder and publisher Julian Assange was quoted to have said: “The collection covers US involvements in and diplomatic or intelligence reporting on, every country on Earth. It is the single most significant body of geopolitical material ever published.”

According to WikiLeaks, most of these records were reviewed by the U.S. Department of State’s 25-year declassification process, but their declassification is “running 12 years late.”

The release is a part of WikiLeaks’ launch of the “WikiLeaks Public Library of US Diplomacy (PlusD),” a searchable collection of U.S. “confidential or formerly confidential” diplomatic communications. WikiLeaks claims it now holds 2 million records comprised of around 1 billion words.

 

CIA TOP SECRET (UNEDITED)

Mr. President(Barack Obama),

I write in respect of the Freedom of Information Act, which has compelled us (the CIA) to release sensitive documents to the public regarding our operations, missions and intelligence gathered. We believe the Act is good and should be duly adhered to (obviously we have no choice) but we wish to inform you of the implications that we foresee in reaction to adherence to this Act.

Firstly, there are a couple of mysteries currently in the world, which have formed the foundation of various researches, educational literature, movie scripts and music lyrics that will no longer be mysteries. We have in our possession solution to some of these mysteries and the truth is not really pleasing. These include the following:

  • Who pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall? Our spies in the United Kingdom have confirmed from unconfirmed sources that ‘the King’ was responsible. He also sabotaged efforts to put Humpty Dumpty back together again by sending his dumbest horsemen to help Humpty Dumpty. In our opinion, this might affect US relations with Britain if this information were to get into the public domain. Kids will have to withdraw this timeless rhyme from their rhyme books.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? Intelligence gathered from the scene of the crime indicates that the chicken is a terrorist and crossed the road to blow it up. We still have the chicken in Guantanamo bay under heavy interrogation. But we are making progress. He crowed 7 times today. We have hired a language specialist to decode what he’s saying. We fear the truth may be worse than we suspect.
  • Who let the dogs out? We have dedicated a lot of effort to this mystery and have come up with the conclusion that it is impossible to determine who let the dogs out. We closed down the department dedicated to this mystery and laid off (executed) everybody connected with the case. We have concluded that what no one knows, no one worries about.
  • Twinkle twinkle is really not a little star. It’s a planet outside our galaxy inhabited by shiny little green aliens who visit our earth every ten years due to delay in processing their visas from Sector 7 (This is also another issue we must advise about, Sector 7 is a covert unit handling our relations with aliens and other species that frequently visit earth).
  • The Bermuda triangle was a covert facility that served as landing area for extra-terrestrial visitors. Vessels and air craft that navigated the area had to be taken down to avoid the facility been compromised. Bermuda triangle is the location for Sector 7.
  • Dinosaurs never existed. We have merely spent millions of dollars to propagate stories about their existence to encourage the development of jobs for people as museum keepers, archaelogists, librarians, biologists etc.

Secondly, Mr. President you must be aware that releasing sensitive information regarding some of our past covert operations might implicate our operatives in the field and expose the location of some of our top secret research, projects and facilities. Some of these include:

  • Sector 7: As discussed earlier handles alien relations and is located in Mexico. We had hostile encounters recently resulting in the Pig Colony from Galaxy 5 sending out a virus attack – we called it swine flu to avoid it being recognized.
  • Kim Jong Un is actually a robot. We have the real president in custody in a safe house on the outskirt of Bida, a little town in Niger State, Nigeria, Africa. We know his continued threat of nuclear weapons serves as a reminder to the world why they need America.
  • Lastly, we would want to downplay the high correlation between being shoe-less and being clueless. This is to ensure we are not linked to the brainless activity of the figure head we “put” in charge of the giant of Africa. This figure head granted pardon to a fugitive who had jumped bail in the U.K. and eloped to Nigeria dressed as a woman. The cross-dresser had earlier been arrested in U.K on money laundering charges, and he is now on INTERPOL’s most wanted list.  The reason for the pardon? Well, the fugitive has shown remorse for cross-dressing. We will continue to support you with info as our secrets are exposed. Thank you sir for your time.

Signed

The Company

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